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Osama bin Laden threatened Russia:
If you get caught up in this war... I'll hide from you too!

Rating: 3.0 |

QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve?
ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

Rating: 4.2 |

QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race.
ANSWER: The American people.

Rating: 3.8 |

A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked.
"Try to fix it if it's big; ignore it if it's insignificant," replied the lawyer.
"What do you do?" lawyer asked.
"Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you an example. The other day I meant to say 'the devil is the father of liars,' but instead I said 'the devil is the father of lawyers,' so I let it go," minister replied.

Rating: 2.8 |

A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey.
"If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it."
"But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I'm for it."
"This is my final position, and I will not compromise!"

Rating: 3.0 |

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